FUN STUFF

Hoover’s Homilies

Hoover the dog shares his views on life:

  1. Cats are fun to chase….but to catch? Not so much.
  2. I never met a smell I didn’t like.
  3. Dog is God spelled backward.
  4. To dogs, every day is hump day.
  5. To err is human, to forgive canine.
  6. You want to cut off my what?!
  7. Admit it, you wish you could lick your crotch, too.

If you love animals as much as Mattie Winston and Annelise Ryan do, please consider donating your time or money to the Wisconsin Humane Society or animal shelter of your choice.

Cat Chats

BAMOSEDIT

Feline ramblings from Mattie’s cat, Rubbish:

  1. Never let sleeping dogs lie.
  2. Never let a nap opportunity pass you by.
  3. Cats rule! ‘Nuff said.
  4. Don’t call it a mouse if you don’t want me to mess with it.
  5. CAT = Canines Are Tedious
  6. I hunted all night for that dead chipmunk, so you darn well better eat it!
  7. How many times do I have to tell you, I don’t do tricks!
  8. CAT = Cuddly And Treacherous
  9. What are you laughing at …. I meant to do that.
  10. You say you want to take me to the vet’s? Go ahead and try, make my day.

If you love animals as much as Mattie Winston and Annelise Ryan do, please consider donating your time or money to the Wisconsin Humane Society or animal shelter of your choice.